C’mon guys. We Bostonians have always had major-city street cred for our intellect and…i guess the freedom trail(?). But what the fuck?!?
According to Travel & Leisure, we aint got shit. Ranked 6th in intelligence and a sad 17th in attractiveness, it’s hard to travel outside Beantown with my head held high. Goddamn, I thought we were the “Athens of America.”
At this point we have one of two options:
1) Shut down Newbury and Harvard Sq. until we at least beat out fucking Austin, TX, in intelligence.
or
2) Get the Harvard and MIT kids to take it easy and start working on their looks rather than all that bio-astro-mathy shit. (Let’s aim for 2nd place, because there is no way we are beating out Miami and all of it’s bikini clad beach bunnies.)
This is absolutely atrocious. Good thing we’re second best in the “Historical sites/ monuments” category.
“What We Had” – Handsome Furs (2007 Sub Pop) Plague Park
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